Friend of mine once walked in on her old man bangin' her mom from behind.
She'd cut her last class of the day and walked the short way from the high school to her house. She let herself in and saw there on the davenport her father in some elaborate strap and buckle harness outfit giving it to her mother, in a similar getup, bent over the arm of the couch. Apparently, they had cut out of their obligations early as well and figured they still had an hour or so before their darling daughter came home.
The best part of the story was that her dad, with one hand on mom's hip, was pointing straight up into the air and shouting "Let me show you where I'm gonna take you! Let me show you where I'm gonna take you!"
Imagine, if you will, this tableau holding for a moment before my friend retreated to her bedroom.
A few minutes later, wearing a bathrobe, her father came in and sat next to his daughter on her bed. In gentle, fatherly tones, he explained to her that her mother and he had in fact a very healthy sexual relationship, that they loved one another very much, and that what she saw was perhaps unfortunate and a little shocking, but nothing to be upset about.
As her father was telling her this, she could see the dog collar poking through her old man's bathrobe, and wasn't sure if she should laugh or cry.
HEY MISTER! is a comic about Mister, Aunt Mary, and Young Tim. They have sarcastic misadventures and sometimes learn some stuff. It's probably the funniest comic going, and this collection is a perfect place to figure that out on your own. If you chuckled at the story above, then HEY MISTER! is just right for you. So bend over. Let Pete Sickman-Garner show you where he's gonna take you.
Matt Fraction splits his time between motion graphics and design house MK12, writing comics, and reading comics. He is the author of the graphic novels The Annotated Mantooth and Last of the Independents, both available from AiT/Planet Lar. He can be found on the web at mattfraction.com. His wife is hot.